I’m a weird person. I love the Star Wars prequels and always have. I was perfectly fine with the name iSnack 2.0 for the spread that was eventually renamed Vegemite Cheesybite due to public backlash. And if I ruled the world, it would be acceptable to wear leggings as pants in any setting.
I also get weirdly territorial about black swans.
Growing up in Perth, the capital of Western Australia, I was taught that black swans are only found in WA. That’s why it’s called the Swan River and why there’s a black swan on our state flag.
So imagine my surprise a few years ago when I went to Adelaide, South Australia and saw black swans out and about, living their best lives on the River Torrens.
I was with two friends who were also from Perth, so we’d all grown up thinking black swans were “ours”. It was… fascinating. And bewildering.
“Did they take our swans? Is this stolen property?”
Then Google told me black swans are native to other parts of Australia too. Our lives have been a lie!
But obviously “our” black swans are the best. Because animals care very deeply about the arbitrary borders that humans create. (Google didn’t tell me that; I did.)
Fast forward to the present day. I’m writing this post from inside the WA state border, which is currently closed (unless you can get an exemption) as a COVID protection measure.
I understand the reasons. Heck, it’s probably why I felt safe enough to leave the house when I had to go back into the office.
But it’s also starting to get me down. I wish I could see family and friends who aren’t in WA and give them a hug.
Well, I suppose I could don a face mask and get on a plane. No one’s actually stopping me from leaving. But I might not be able to get back home to the best black swans. 😉
So I’ll stay in my isolated fortress, writing useless blog posts like this until I can see my people on the outside again.
P.S. Black swans are not our property, nor anyone else’s. Just in case it wasn’t clear that I was being facetious.
P.P.S. I’ve got some masks ready for whenever I can make a trip across the border. Masks have the additional benefit of covering my acne scars so everybody wins. 😀